7/23/2022

Locked Out

 Last night my elderly neighbor accidentally locked herself out of her house. It seemed the options were to call an emergency locksmith for $95 or to attempt to climb a ladder to the second story where an open window could be crawled through. My wife called me to ask for help brainstorming and I immediately thought of a lockpicking set I had bought years ago to ostensibly start a new hobby, but which never really amounted to anything. 

 I managed to find my picks quickly enough to give it a whirl and the locksmith was put on standby. In the end, it only took a minute or two to get the cylinder to turn, despite being completely out of practice, thus renewing my lack of faith in conventional locks. But it was a good feeling to help out, and I’m glad I was able to save her a hundred bucks. 

7/10/2022

Stagnation

 Stagnation. My social ability has atrophied to a near total loss. I’ll be starting a new job soon and hobnobbing - will be interesting to see how that works out. 

 Stagnation. Personal evolution at a crawl. Intellectual stimulation virtually nonexistent. Hobbies losing their luster. I sit. 

 Stagnation. The erosion of my personality. An inability to hold my end of a conversation. Rudderlessly drifting away. Unmoored. Is anyone home?